Listing Description
Manapouri, 2 bedrooms
Manapouri, Southland, Southland
$11 per week
Details
| Attribute | Value |
|---|---|
| Property Type | Apartment |
| Available | Fri, 31 Jan 2025 |
| Furnishings | test2fadfasdfasf |
| In the area | test3 |
| Parking | test4 |
| Maximum Tenants | Suitable for up to 2 tenants. |
| Pets and Smokers | No pets or smokers. |
| Smoke alarm | Yes |
| Agency reference | 537 |
| Apply Online | http://www.tmsandbox.co.nz/Browse/Jobs/ApplyOnline.aspx?mode=apply_online&referenceId=2149724551&sellerId=0 |
Description
??? Welcome to the Most Affordable Slice of Paradise in Jervis Bay! ???
Yes, you read that right — a 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom, 2-storey apartment in the heart of Jervis Bay (2600, ACT) for just $50.00 a MONTH! Is this real life or have we accidentally entered the Twilight Zone? Spoiler alert: it's real.
Here's why you need to grab this deal faster than a seagull snatching your chips:
??? 2 Bedrooms: Plenty of space to host your in-laws, a roommate, or just turn one into a secret cookie stash.
?? 2 Bathrooms: No more scheduling morning bathroom races. Everyone wins!
?? 2 Car Spaces: Because one car space is for your car, the other is for your jet ski, paddleboard, or that friend who insists on driving their boat around.
?? 2 Storeys: Perfect for the “I want to stay fit but also avoid actual gyms” crowd. Stairmasters aren’t just gym equipment anymore.
?? Bonus Features: test2fadfasdfasf, test3, test4 — sounds fancy, right? We’re still figuring those out, but that just means you’ll have the bragging rights to your uniquely mysterious apartment quirks!
?? Disability Modifications: Nope, none here, but hey, hopefully our test features make up for it?
Why pay hundreds or thousands when you can live large in Jervis Bay for less than the cost of a fancy brunch? Whether you’re buying a gift for your imaginary friend, setting a new personal rent record, or just love a good bargain, this place is your new happy place!
Don’t delay—at this price, it won’t last! Contact us now and start living your best 2-storey, 2-car-space, 2-bathroom, test-filled life.
(Note: Actual ability to live here for $50/month may be subject to verification. But hey, a great joke is priceless.)
?? Call today and turn your dream of ridiculously cheap beachfront living into a reality!
Local Schools
UNZONED State Highway 94
16.7 km
Full Primary (Primary & Intermediate), State, 32 enrolled
UNZONED 181 Milford Road
18 km
Contributing (Primary), State, 276 enrolled
UNZONED 4 Howden Street
18.6 km
Secondary (Year 7-13) (Intermediate & Secondary), State, 301 enrolled
While we've done our best to correctly list schools in this location, school zone information may not be exact, so please double check with the school.
